 Another tough Friday afternoon in Aurora |
 Some new and old employees mix it up |
 Someone said there would be entertainment |
 It's time to introduce and initiate some of our new employees. Please introduce yourself and comply with the instructions in the envelope that you will randomly draw...... |
 Do we really have to do this? This wasn't in the employment agreement..... |
 Until the new facility is occupied, the existing facilities will be stressed. Please demonstrate the proper technique for removing solid obstructions. |
 That felt good. |
 Please sing "I'm a Little Teapot" with body movements. |
 You have recently been promoted to a Group Manager. Your first new employee is one of the expansion construction workers. How would you make him comply with the business casual dress code policy? |
 Please sing " O'RoviSys, The Beautiful" to the melody of "America, The Beautiful". |